In this ritual performance, Gal Gallop prepares a chosen horse (real or sculptural) for intergalactic travel. Witness the sacred anointing with glitter salve, the donning of ceremonial saddle armor (crafted from repurposed kitchen colanders and LED rope lights), and the ancient ‘Spiraling Bridle Chant’—a spoken-word poem in Equi-Telepathic Tongue. The demonstration culminates in the installation of the Cosmic Stirrup Relic, unlocking the final dimension of the horse-human-alien bond.
Audience members may be invited to touch the meteorite bit or offer a sugar cube to the steed in exchange for a transmission.








